About

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Sports.  An occasional Xbox session with friends.  Reading.  Writing on a Macbook in the bedroom or on the couch.  Wielding a variety of marinades and tools at the helm of my Broil King grill.  Movies.  Talking about doing stand-up comedy but never doing it.

Spending time with a wonderful and supportive wife of seven years, Krissy, and our beautiful daughter, Noelle. 

I have a variety of scars from 11 separate incidents, ranging from funny to tragic to surprising.  Have a beer with me sometime and maybe you’ll hear one of those 11 stories, but I'll probably start with the one where a dude set me on fire.

My first novel, The Heart Does Not Grow Back, is slated for a fall 2014 release through Picador books. I'm repped by Kirby Kim at WME.